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I would love to know the context here. It seems hilarious.

So, it seems that companies’ infrastructure was already entrenched with VMware, and now Broadcom is trying to leverage the fact that VMware is already being used to squeeze more money out of its acquisition?

Why would anyone use it over qemu? Is this a business enterprise thing?

God hates the tips of little baby dicks

Chrome is worth $49 Billion, this asshole on the internet guesstimates.

The fact that they show a Dark Souls poster and proceed to describe an Elden ring movie is very funny. Like the producers don’t know the difference.

JUST READ WHAT IS ON THE PROMPT! THE NISSAN COPY!

Depends if you are in a fugue state.

[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.

What a pretty beard in the middle!

I own cats, and I’m not sure if they are reacting to me or my voice. Regardless, I never said either was impossible. Only they react differently to high pitches.

Supposedly our voices are too low and we sound like noise to them. I watched a video where scientists transformed their voices to the same frequency as a mouse and they were able to train a cat.

Yeah, but where’s Sadam Hussein?

Bestbuy is an American company from Minnesota. Find a Canadian alternative, if possible (not Amazon).

Also, Melania wishing for just any other powerful guy.

Well educated, tech savvy, but also socially awkward. The Venn diagram is almost a circle.

I bet every breakup in her life turns into a cordial friendship of mutual trust and appropriate distance.

Fucking Bob shows up. One hundo it is.

Oh no, I see a new portrait for a brain dead wannabe dictator who bankrupted the world’s biggest economy.

Do you guys feel like you have more money now than four years ago?