Bald fraud

George didn’t like the original Greedo footage they shot in London so they did reshoots in LA with George’s Assistant playing Greedo. I guess she liked her heels

Or Greedo’s heels

It was simply money all along

Fun fact: Alaska was invaded a little bit by Japan during WW2. On Attu Americans suffered heavy casualties from the weather and basically all of the Japanese force was killed in battle. On Kiska there was a pretty bad skirmish between US and Canadian forces resulting from mistaken identity and a ship hit a stray seamine before they found out the island was abandoned anyway. So a real bad time all around but still not really affecting industrial wellness

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