Tomtits

No it doesn’t

You have to give them credit.

That’s a comically sick burn

Sounds about right, I’ve had interviews where the boss has forgotten.

Granted it was just bar work, still pretty funny to see the dawning of realisation spread across their face.

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The humble Mandoline

Severed fingertips await

No-one going to mention that they said countries and named two continents?

I think they do that to:

1. Judge your reaction to being asked stupid questions.

2. Check that you know what’s written on your CV, to see if you’re lying on it or something?

C) Because someone else chose the candidates for interview.

An anagram of ‘domestic terrorist’ is moist or restricted

Which probably applies to Trumpo

Fairly sure it’s been a faux pas since long before influencers.

Probably the internet too

If you don’t want the job but have to attend the interview for benefits or whatever, wear socks and sandals.

Definitely won’t get the job and you can keep claiming.

They could have done a scandi flick?

I saw the processions for Semana Santa a few years ago in Madrid. My girlfriend knew I hadn’t seen this before and didn’t tell me just so she could see my reaction.

I was fairly shocked, and asked her what the craic with that was.

She explained the KKK stole the look, and this celebration outdates the KKK by many years.

Narcissism

Does she think that they are the IRA or something

The ending song to the first Portal

Total Recall ending

You’ve heard of fire, right?

Cheeto Fibrosis from inhaling the Cheeto dust over a sustained period of time

Go for it, it’ll be the size of a brick but will only need charging every 18 months

Those are rookie numbers, there’s a Kickstarter project phone - Oukitel WP100 Titan: 33,000mAh