burgermeister

Fuckin party

Flat circles? Material Design?

A joint and a laptop

I don’t know what you’re doing this for but I love it

It helps to think of yourself in a third person sense, and think of your third person self as a good friend whose emotions and desires you try to anticipate and satisfy. Then you can extend a little bit of that to other people.

Well, boy howdy!

You magnificent bastard

Thanks perplexity!

What’s the tankie triad?

Nazis aren’t allowed to have Star Trek references in their username, straight to jail with him.

One way to measure success as an adult can be how much spare money you have and how much spare time your job gives you. In the last few years I have finally gotten into a position where I can afford to pursue some extra hobbies, buy the latest video game, and take the occasional vacation. I feel like I finally am at the place where I wanted to be as a child, but it’s even cooler because I can drink and make my own decisions.

Gotta wake rule

OMG, same!

Inconsiderate, it may not be so good for some. This is strike 1.

Hell yeah these kids need some style

Omg it folds

No u

I keep forgetting that you’re doing this but then you pop up again, you beautiful bastard.

Yeah cuz that motherfucker is someone who I would ask about military alliances. Dude thinks he’s god’s gift to America or something.

Never said I wasn’t- but it sounds like I can claim as many exemptions as I want from now on.