That’s a shame. Thanks for trying though!

Oh, I’d be very interested in that if you can point me in any sort of direction.

That was kinda my thought too, “How would I describe something that is so foreign to anything I’ve ever experienced that I’m entirely overwhelmed by the sheer realization of it’s existence. So much so that I can only describe the fear felt when seeing it?” The focus would first be on primal instincts before your brain could even begin with physical characteristics.

"This horror that stands before you is no man, nor it anything resembling man in any facsimile other than it stands upon two appendages that could be mistaken for feet. The realization of it’s mere and miserable existence finds you stricken with a cold sweat akin to the feel of a pale and slimy fish at the market. It’s visage strikes in your being a fear that cores your stomach deeper than any forgotten, but suddenly realized promise. "

Shit like that?

Intellivision did actually have a Kool-Aid game, but you didn’t play as Kool-Aid Man. You played as a couple kids trying to find the ingredients to make some Kool-Aid. It still had the Thirsties in it, but the gameplay was very different.

Also, I’m pretty sure that, aside from the games, the Thirsties were exclusive to the official Marvel Kool-Aid comics. I remember them in commercials, but I’m pretty sure I’m Mandela-ing myself and what I’m actually remembering is Pilsbury’s Goofy Grape and the rest of the Funny Face characters.

The funny coincidence is that almost all of the Funny Face characters are depicted drinking from straws on their packages. Which kind of makes me wonder if the 2600 game wasn’t a subtle dig at them.

Getting some serious Lumpy vibes from little JD there… Like before he fucked the couch he got a hold of his dad’s shaver.

“It must be so tedious being bound in the literal shackles of time. Worse yet to attach ones sense of manhood to their own enslavement. Even moreso to celebrate it with an even fancier manacle… I’m going to go enjoy a coffee. I’ll be back whenever I’m done.”

God dammit…

Now the fog is rolling in. See what you did?

CD, yes…

DVD? Man, I still keep recovery disks for repair jobs. Hiren’s is still a thing.

Alpha males are toxic and cancerous, so… Yes.

It’s an image dump, full of anime pics/porn/etc.

Always loved Normal Rockwell. Back when we were little and my brother and I would get sick, there was an old tray our mom would bring us our food on with this scene on it. The look on that kid’s face, just the epitome of “you greedy motherfucker.”

Admit it, you had the gummy bears too, huh?

Personally, I’m more of a fan of 5 o’clock. It’s always 5 o’clock somewhere… 🍹🦜

530Niiiieeiiiine

You’ll never forget it.

Home Improvement is where I learned that, hence the picture of Wilson, who’s the one who brought it up.

It’s a little too dry…

The Simpsons told me what an aglet is years ago.

The question is, do you know what this is?

They banned plastic grocery bags in my state to cut down on plastic waste… Now I have to buy more plastic “trash” bags to throw away…