AI slop is the fifth fascist hat

solve your bad breath with a floor cleaner and gonorrhea cure!

Fat Head (2009)

“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”

—Stephen Jay Gould, “Wide Hats and Narrow Minds” (1979)

Haiti paying reparations to France

ED-209 or Ed25519, I’m sure they work the same

pshaw … I can put a plastic straw through a potato

Diggy Diggy Hole

Estonia – yes, I’d have a hell of a time with the language, but EU citizenship and politics that don’t sound completely fucked are really appealing

so … the same accuracy as our “precision drone strikes” then …

skip the DSA and go straight for IWW

as long as prompts are cheaper than therapy …

(paraphrased) “The user of the illegal service may fund the activities of criminal organisations, says Executive Director Jaana Pihkala from the copyright organisation TTVK.”

as opposed to paying the even more criminal publishers scalping the rights and screwing the creators

just 99 red balloons left …

start with something simple that’ll teach the basics of Linux – like LFS

depending on preferences, alternatives could include UwUntu or Nyarch

“Dear Alice” Decommodified Edition

“Your hard work will be rewarded with more hard work.”

“The things, you say,
You’re unbelievable.”

7E1 in a 8N1 world