Jailbreak them!

Once you have KOReader installed, you’ve got your perfect use case out of them, you don’t need to do anything more than that.

Cool thing about KOReader, you can have it sync to a folder on your computer, so if you… acquire an ebook you just put it in that folder, and it shows up on your kindle! There’s definitely more setup for that, so perfectly excusable if you’d prefer to just drop the ebooks on there over USB!

Saving this script for my own kids. Vivid imagery my friend

Maybe get them to use keyboard and mouse instead of a controller? Still teaches computer literacy and it’s a good control schema to get used to as a child

Naw if you want adult fantasy, read The Blade Itself. No kids should be reading that

Also the main difference between religion and adult fantasy is that we fantasy readers at least understand that it’s all pretend

You forgot about “AYY IM WALKIN HEAH”

Get a Fire Stick! They’re like $40 and you can get all the normal streaming apps, but you can also sideload apps. My two favorites: Stremio+Torrential+Real Debrid, and SmartTube.

SmartTube is YouTube with ad-block, sponsorblock, custom settings, everything you could want