Bro why are people downvoting this when it is so clearly a joke

I’ll throw in something most people haven’t watched: The Brink

Hey baby are you a lib? ‘Cause you seem pretty owned.

If you gotta ask, you don’t have Clark’s confidence.

Ah, so you did understand, you just wanted to make him feel bad.

Just say you didn’t understand what the guy asked. It’s fine.

You can just disable the lights?

The 8-bitdo keyboards are pretty solid choices without RGB, off the top of my head.

Not Jesus? That ain’t my lord and savior! Round this one up bois

It means all of those if you rely on google for those.

Never have a central point of failure, and have backups.

Never play Jewmani, you can get sucked into the game and it’s like WWII or smth

I’ll be honest, while YMD is best, I’ll take anything that isn’t MDY.

Yup, I’ve noticed there are a bunch of similar looking black dogs like ours. I guess it’s the final form of the mutt 😍

Adopted from the pound, they threw that stuff in for free. (I threw money at them anyway)

dog tax included