It’s definitely not just “reportedly.”

I missed out on a lifetime pass when it was on sale for $25. I told myself I would pick it up next time it went on sale for that price, but then it never went below $50. Now I’m kinda thankful that it didn’t.

It’s interesting because inside the US, this is a totally valid opinion to hold. Outside the US, many people end up having to pay per message, but can use data for free via WiFi, so it makes more sense that these apps are popular there.

Is this an old person trait? Consider me a curmudgeon then.

Sure, but have you considered that this would loosen the hold capitalism has on the wage slaves? Won’t someone think of the shareholders‽

With adequate funding. That’s the part that always gets omitted. We haven’t been funding the research to make it happen.

For sure. My father-in-law just went through one. He’s 79.

Wasn’t that Mother 2 (AKA Earthbound)?

Either way, taking the “Mother” name a bit literally.

You better hope not.

… may I see it?

They aren’t very buoyant though, are they? What happens when one falls overboard?

Did this get AI’d? Wtf happened to Trump’s face? Why is Zelensky wearing glasses?

“Karl Marx used Windows ME.”

Goodbye.

Trump started a trade war because he’s a fucking moron. He probably doesn’t even know what BRICS is or which countries are members.

Some guy at the business factory tell you that?

Isn’t this the same company that called the police on legitimate customers after they messed up the paperwork?

Yes, that’s the joke.

That’s usually what causes affairs, yes.

Is that what you remember about him? Working in finance?