Lead doesn’t taste sweet, but lead(II) acetate does: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead(II)_acetate.

This is the way.

So how do you eat 1️⃣? Just swallow it whole?

I believe to be the only one running linux on the work laptop at the company. I told them I’d like to use linux when I applied and they told me “fine, but you will have to install and maintain it on your own, we have no support personal for this”.

I installed arch linux and have been happy for years. MS Teams runs in my browser.

I know a train operator. They are sometimes involuntary involved in other peoples suicide.

Microsoft stole my minecraft account.

Or just set up a Freifunk router and be done.

Looks like Pokémon Go though

A disorder I’d like to develop.

I should steal some chloroplasts.

Nooooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭

Pretty hard to guess what you want, when the only requirement is “not mastodon”. They all are not mastodon, so they fit the single requirement perfectly.

We also have akkoma, misskey, gotosocial and several more: https://codeberg.org/fediverse/delightful-fediverse-experience#microblogging

There is no lack of choice.

Thanks for the feedback, I added a link to my answer. 😃

Conversations works for my parents and me.

Edit: Link to the app https://f-droid.org/packages/eu.siacs.conversations

I don’t eat my friends.

The elites don’t want you to know this, but the iguanas at the park are free. You can take them home: I have 458 iguanas.

According to LaRocco, it could also be a type of biotechnology accessible to us at home: “Everything you’d need to start exploring fungi and computing could be as small as a compost heap and some homemade electronics.”

I’d like to have a gorilla digestive system now. 🥲

Does it look like language to you?