Nothing hammers this home like raising a kid.

The sense of joy and wonder they feel about something as simple as learning how to turn on a faucet. Suddenly, they’re magical and can summon water.

It makes you feel jaded.

You’re gonna show up in a youtube video.

A 30 year old presented to the E.R. with a bloated stomach and high fever. He claims to have eaten the same pasta for 30 days. As we know, botulism starts to grow on noodles after three days, which means…

My understanding is that TV prices are subsidized by bloatware. No bloatware, no subsidy.

For me, massive amounts of blood loss.

To be fair, the queen was in her late twenties, Snow was in her tweens, and the mirror was but one pedophile inside the kindom of pedophiles.

Sounds like a challenge!

NATO is a defensive alliance and the Israeli government is filled with war criminals who need to be thrown in the Hauge

Edit: To the instance-blocked guy who replied that “Thrown in the Hauge” has a weird energy:

Fine, I missed a capital letter. But also: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hague_Penitentiary_Institution

Honestly, sorting algos are serious nerd shit. They’re for suckers and losers. If it’s not worth doing, insertion sort every day of the week. Compute is cheap. If it’s actually important, then it’s TimSort (it’s never important).

Out of the hundreds of judges, over 97% were born on Earth.

All 97%, and all of the remaining 3%, have lived on or in the orbit of Earth for the past three consecutive years. Their financial records indicate that their income is primarily from terrestrial sources.

Correction: The idiot who installed the shelf ALWAYS forgets to bolt the shelf into the wall unless you personally verify.

Trusting equipment you didn’t check gets you killed.

A fuckton of Newtons perpendicular to a support beam is different from 1k Newtons downward

My understanding is that in a porn folder one of fictional well endowed characters was apparently supposed to be under aged. I also understand there were numerous horses.

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Guy in the picture is an online politics streamer and has a running “joke” that he’s a pedophile.

AFAIK he’s not and there’s no real evidence supporting it. He is, however, a horse botherer.

Back when the war in Ukraine started someone faked a news story about the “Karkiv Kid Finder”, which got some attention. https://www.reuters.com/article/fact-check/cnn-did-not-tweet-a-story-about-the-kharkiv-kid-finder-idUSL2N2VB0UM/

I’d rather not spend eternity getting DP’d by a drain unclogger.

No mixed feelings.

I wish there was more wind.

I like wind.

I’m actually very centrist; I don’t want to eat the rich.

After all, I’m a vegan and think that anyone involved in the meat industry should be put in jail.

So, dead center. That’s me.