Refusing to accept

Much writing, very words.

Upon seeing the blood stained clothes, the disciple said ‘Hey I was hungry, too! Fucking weirdo.’

The disciple was named Colonel Sanders and this was his inspiration to invent the hamberder and never be hungry again.

The fool asks ‘What?’

The wise man interjects ‘What’

The enlightened silently nods and thinks ‘WTAF’

All serious scientists agree that an ankylosaurus air-dropped by a quetzalcoatlus would absolutely wreck both rex and spino.

There is precedent for it. Baiter the Jedi was on the council but never got the title of master, for reasons unknown.

on the Jedi Council

Yes, but? Finish the sentence please?

Fabrications? From anon? Yeah, sure, buddy

Good thing that they implemented an unbreakable lie detector checking out the veracity of 4chan posts, otherwise you could think it is not genuine.

And gay.

20000 words fanfic with NSFW content or it didn’t happen

Hey it’s the sequel to Brokeback Mountain.

All the homies are improvising on the violin with their very close male friends.

The meme potential is enormous!

Orobanchaceae: photosynthesis is overrated

So x = x if x ≠ 0 and x ≠ x ≠ 0 if x = 0, got it.

Proof?

ETA: Quick verification.

x² - x² = 0 and x - x = 0, then 0 = 0 and uh… again.

I’ve heard the Poet say that sometimes ‘the very people who work in the forces are by happenstance the very same whomst’re burning crosses’ (citing from memory)

In this paper, we present a novel approach to kick some nazi ass using a large broomstick from a car window.

It’s a prophecy. When they reach 196 196-themed communities, 196 years of rule will begin.

But what if they did??? I wouldn’t be such an idiot then, eh? So the only difference is that it was not real? Well so much for the tolerance of the so-called ‘frogs gay-makers’.

Every scientific analysis, every rational approach, every logical assessment of this meme is very clear: this shouldn’t be funny.

And yet I am laughing. Is Science useless?