It’s a shame that every sink in every public toilets, workplace toilets or other people’s house still has soap with Sodium Laureth Sulphate in. Even the products that say “gentle on skin” tend to be full of the stuff.

I tried various moisturisers for years with not a lot of effect. Swapping my soap, shower gel and shampoo for ones without SLS in them really made such a difference, and so quickly.

Okay, but how do I trim and smooth out the skin irregularities near my fingers?

Also, where do I acquire the spare skin I need to eat?

Megakaryocytopoiesis is part of the process of forming platelets in the blood. You’re thinking of midichlorians.

Bear in mind it can depend what country someone is from.

Traditionally, a Briton saying “I’m kind of okay at this” might mean they’re one of the best in the world (mustn’t blow one’s own trumpet).

A Briton who says “I’m great at this” (or anything beyond “pretty good”) is likely an arrogant charlatan.

In contrast, an American might say “I’m good at this” to mean “I am better than average”.

I’d imagine other countries have their own tendencies for under/overstatement.

We kind of go “brur”.

My fork is the correct fork. None of these are my fork.

In the event of a fork loss, any of these forks could become my fork after a period of time, probably about a month or so until it felt right.

I guess you wanted to Enjoy the Silence? :)

I think others have pretty much covered her social and economic destruction of the UK, so I’ll add “Section 28”.

Section 28 - Wiki link

To “protect our children”, she introduced the policies to ban any books/songs/art/plays etc from schools which mentioned or suggested homosexuality in any way neutral or positive - obviously this led to an increase in the already fairly popular “gay bashing”.

Thankfully nothing like that would happen anywhere now, outside of the few countries Vladimir Putin runs.

I’m assuming you’ve already tried Scribus? scribus.net

If not, worth a pop (again?). You can export an existing indesign project as an idml file, and import that into Scribus and see what’s broken :)

How well it’ll work is a little dependent on how complicated your projects are, or how embedded you are in Indesign or the wider Adobe ecosystem. In truth, I don’t know the full extent of Indesign’s abilities - but you can absolutely use Scribus to produce professional large scale graphics and short run publications etc for print though - though that’s obviously a little dependent on what format/spec your printer wants off you.

If you’re just using it for single page posters/graphics etc, Inkscape covers a lot of the same ground too.

About 20 years ago, there was an art/tech project for distributing Linux Source code by radio. Probably not very practical in reality, but a lovely concept.

Yeah, I’m invested in the answer now. Also what model of train was it? :D

The problem is, who’s going to register with twitter to find out?

I wonder what the coin was?

“That’s a challenging wank”

Sean Lock on “8 out of 10 Cats” (skip to 3 minutes in)

Imagine how poor Jesus feels about all those crosses in churches and on people’s necklaces.

I wish I could be a big enough thot capitalist to sell my farts for $45k.

You should give them away for free, comrade. They are the people’s wind.

I know society expects me to dislike a macaroni cheese pizza, but that looks absolutely delicious.

Nothing if the legislation was written properly.

Not good if the legislation was written badly.

It’s hard to tell. I hope somebody has left a trail of single notebook pages, diary pages and dictaphones scattered in various drawers and cupboards nearby.

Yeah, but with “RFK Jr” in charge of everything medical, and Donald’s age, poor health and probable lack of a vagina, I don’t anticipate either the baby or the birthing-parent surviving childbirth.

So when we take the horrific pain, and 0% survival rate into account, perhaps it’s more of a "twisted and bleakly sadistic dream’ than a nightmare?

££££££££££££££££££££££££££ As long as you’re drinking it black (no milk), when you’re finished, you can just pour on more hot water, and get a free drink. Your free drink will be slightly weaker than the previous one. You can then repeat this until all flavour is gone. ££££££££££££££££££££££££££