You monster.

^ That’s racist.

We all did!

Exactly. Right-click the word, hit ignore.

Funny thing is, CNN has been a Fox clone for a few years now.

I’ve literally never noticed before that Obi-Wan had a beard.

Tell me you’ve never worked retail without telling me you’ve never worked retail

And it absolutely does benefit them personally, just in ways they’re too dumb to see.

So… Stereotypes are OK as long as they aren’t “mean spirited?”

God fucking dammit, I fucking hate seeing people self-censor themselves on the internet.

I believe that. But you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

I’m in Oklahoma, anyone got a non-PH link?

This is fine.

Yes, sure. And everyone clapped. And your name: Albert Einstein. And all that.

I mean, you could say all that or you could say a quart = 0.946 liters.

The foreign ones or the domestic ones?

We need a dearth penalty for corporations.

I just fashion a straw from the microplastics already in my brain when I need one!

At first I was imagining it was picking out faces from the crowd and matching them with social media pictures which it was then broadcasting to the crowd. THAT would get people’s attention!

Interesting. I hadn’t even considered that.