Yes of course its just so funny to imagine someone saying either of these things sincerely

Act your weight is crazy lmao

I prefer Elemenopee

Spend time with my 5yo non verbal son and you’ll quickly realize it can fully be a disability. His teachers just told us he’s the smartest in his class yet he can’t speak, write, do math, use the bathroom on his own, and will elope into dangerous situations he can’t get out of without help.

Centuries of music has entered the chat

While the fly tried to break our balls

Save us masturbating bear, you’re our only hope!

Playing hard to get

Wealth beyond measure, outlander.

Does she have a name, the T-Rex I mean?

And my fidget sword

The fuck? What kinda likeness is that!

Do you need something, outlander?

angry upvote

Gabaghoul

keep on churnin’ till the butter comes