Their junk is a bigger hazard if anything. My penis ain’t leaking blood or mucus most of the time.

Your perception

This is how I find out that he’s gay?

Well, good for him and his partner.

A paternity test

It’s worse. Your bones have blood vessels going in and out of them.

Don’t many things need to go wrong during fetal development for that? The mammary tissue is usually completely destroyed by birth in men.

A ratio of 3:1 to 1.3:1

The real gross fact is that cervical mucus, during ovulation, has the same consistency as egg whites and can be whipped.

That’s just a sub.

Spiders are friends. I will terminate any centipedes found inside my house, though. The bastardly kind, not the house centipedes.

Public speaking. I just can’t get my head around the fact that a crowd is composed of real, individual people. It just looks like an impersonal, lifeless blob to me, so I have no trouble performing in front of it.

All that sugar is bound up in fiber, making it slower to release and keeping it from spiking your blood sugar into pre-diabeetus. Grind that same fruit down (juice), destroy its fibers, and now you got diabetes in a can.

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Where are your parents from? Are they open-minded?

Pretty sure the greeks knew about the hindu number system, they were neighbours for centuries. They just thought zero was of the devil and geometry was better that algebra and never adopted it.

I like to cross my arms across my chest, as well. If it’s good enough for vampires and pharaohs, it’s good enough for me. I have scared the shit out of several roommates, though…i

I had gorgeous golden locks as a kid. The moment I had to wash and comb it on my own, I got it all chopped. Sometime later, I started wondering how I’d look with longer hair. Grew it out. Not bad, but not worth the effort either. Chopped it all off again. I’m a guy btw.

Developers are dumb and/or burned out by leadership and can’t be arsed to use the right tool for the right job. New blog? React.j. Ecommerce? React.js. Wiki? React.js. A fucking landing page reading “Coming Soon!”? Believe it or not, React.js. And unless provided by whatever metaframework they’re using this week, forget about appropriately-sized images and videos. You will render a 2000x3000 pixel PNG of the letter A on your 720p smartphone, and you will like it.

Been sailing the seven seas for forever, never suffered a drop in quality, availability, or quantity. Never gonna give it up.

This is why I only cannibalize noble laureates in physics.