huppakee

Who is this person

A vibe driver obv

Imagine you’d have to unlock your butt plug before it allows you to remove it. Kill me now.

REMEMBER
HONK IF YOU HONK ALL YOU
IF ANYTHING AT ME HONK HONK
IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO
I HONK
HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF
MYSELF WANT
HONK IF YOU EVER HAVE BEEN
PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

it’s somehow more hygienic than putting your mouth on restaurant cups.

That is why i only get food in places with disposable plates and cutlery ;)

I always wondered why Bill Gates pledged to give away all his money before the end of his life, this must be it.

My money is on that there was no woman, no baby, no placenta, no Tylenol. Just gobbling.

Depends on the pov though, the donuts hole is very different compared to the bats hole.