Yeah anyway I turned both their heads into paste
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I’ve noticed a lot of weird comments taking extremely obvious jokes entirely literally but as the others have said there’s an abundance of autists here so it’s hard to say.
Last time I was at the dentist a guy in the waiting room was loudly watching a movie on his phone. After a couple minutes I went over to him and politely asked him if he could turn it down and he immediately apologized and obliged, no fuss or anything. I felt like a god for the rest of the afternoon. Big ups to that guy for being cool about it too.
jjmoldy@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Financially rewarding and you will always have a jobEnglish17·3 days agoPretty huge dick
Too bad they deleted the scene where Jim Office stuffed cotton balls in his ass for muffling
“It’s all ogre now,” President Putin declares as he pushes the Big Red Button
jjmoldy@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How many of you use Lemmy and ONLY use Lemmy vs Reddit?English6·21 days agoArtwork, hobbies, videos, cooking, health. Some of these are present in some form on here but not to significant volume or to my particular tastes. And many more things that have no presence on Lemmy at all.
jjmoldy@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How many of you use Lemmy and ONLY use Lemmy vs Reddit?English141·21 days agoPersonally I use reddit a lot more than lemmy. My interests aren’t well represented here on lemmy. Still come here sometimes though.
I want to connect with you, emotionally :)
jjmoldy@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How often do you take him for a walk?English53·1 month agoA necklace doesn’t inhibit movement but okay.
jjmoldy@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How often do you take him for a walk?English7311·1 month agoMy parents sucked but I’m grateful they at least didn’t leash me like a dog. They degraded me enough already.
jjmoldy@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This is gonna go well... right?English10·1 month agoI thought the flight was to Corsica not Coruscant!!
jjmoldy@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why are you here and not on Reddit?English3·1 month agoI’m on reddit too. The vibe here is a little different and I like variety.
jjmoldy@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•where are worker rights parades? why are we focusing on very limited issues?English102·1 month agoHave you ever tried getting multiple leftists to agree to the time of day let alone actual concrete, feasible policy and a plan for implementing and enforcing it? More pertinent, have you ever tried getting multiple workers from different industries to agree to anything either?
jjmoldy@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•When was the last time an insect splash on your windshield?1·1 month agodeleted by creator
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