John A Critzman

None of the current lineup of The Ventures is original, kinda far from it at this point. And Pretenders only has Chrissie Hynde remaining at this point

But when I’m at the club with my friends and I pull out the Pickett model N600-ES speed rule to calculate the tip, all the eyes are on me

But a pocket calculator doesn’t get you nearly enough street cred these days

Moves C index to 2 on the D scale

Moves indicating line to 2 on the C scale

Reads 4 on the D scale

Good thing 2+2 and 2*2 yield the same answer. Would have to bust out the addiator otherwise

Can I introduce you to Blackwings? They write so well and the eraser is a little bigger. Is it a lot if hype? Yeah probably, but its also just a good pencil. It’s like the Rolls Royce of wood pencils

No no no this is all wrong. Where’s the container store? The wings? The traps?!

If a website ends in ‘.net’ I’ll say “website.net. It’s dot com!” and then no one gets my homestar runner reference.

Moonraker… It’s the man, the man who would rake the moon!