unalivejoy

would Aubrey wear a wig or die her hair blonde?

edit: she apparently went blonde in 2022. https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a42015668/aubrey-plaza-blonde-hair/

Thank you. I now know exactly what that link was.

You listed Chrome 4 times.

This gives “Are you gonna eat that? No, you can have it” vibes.

How many ex-boyfriends does Taylor Swift have again?

We caught them sneaking cake (Lemmy mobile app)

Don’t use flowery language when writing porno scripts.

Yes, but it belongs to Gaben. Don’t touch it.

Nintendo loses out on you buying the game twice.

And when they contribute to existing projects, their code quality is so bad, they get banned from creating more PRs.

With the exception of “if you came, it doesn’t mean you consented”

It’s the third option, C is the third letter of the alphabet. What to do is obvious.

It’s my party I can cum if I want to

Public data should be accessible anonymously. You can’t change my mind.

Stress

Instructions unclear, got spoop

This is just Pride Skittles, but bad.

Grand Theft Auto V (2013, PC 2015)

We are not on speaking terms.

I feel I must explain the joke

1 is yes

0 is no