The hairstylist version of not paying.

Nah, just that one salty bitch. 🤪

You seem to prefer that SOP. Who am I to argue with genius?

Fair point, actually, and I was being glib. ✊🏽

I started highschool in '91.

Bring on the downvotes, bored Redditors.

Apologies, I misremembered that fact about Ren & Stimpy. Might’ve been mixing it up with other clearly “for stoners, by stoners” content (not unlike Rocko’s Modern Life). Additionally, “teen/young adult” is a kid — unless you’re a GOP politician/priest, and it’s “90s” not “90’s”, while we’re splitting hairs. 🤪

Ok, boomer.

American “kids” cartoons? Pfft. Have you already forgotten about Liquid Television? That shit was so clearly by stoners, for stoners that even MTV knew it wouldn’t fly in any other time slot than post-midnight, but maaan was it glorious! Sifl & Ollie, Ren & Stimpy, Aeon Flux, The Maxx, Big Head, and so much more! (fuck Beavis & Butthead, the inbred cousin that made scrote-cheese like Howard Stern marketable? Hard pass.)

If this one wasn’t so shit at creating new slang, maybe it wouldn’t be so fuckin’ easy to give up on it?

ah, shit.

Shiiiit. I lost my virginity in '91, and I know I’m a “90s kid”.

edit: typo

From*

It’s a job, after all.

Which one of you did this?

Yeah, that tracks — considering it’s actually a duck. 🤪

Keep that bar low, cupcake. It’s working out great for ya so far. 😚

Canada geese*

(“Canadian geese” would be any geese from Canada.)

Point of reference?

The fact that the reply used “hieroglyphics” and cats have been pulling this shit longer ago than those were used as written language… And said poster’s argument was that “someday” that wouldn’t be the case?

Have they met a fucking cat?!

Ah, yes, the ol’ victim blame schtick. GTFO with that juvenile shit. This isn’t some timeless chicken/egg quandary, son.

On that same pedantic note: they’re not minimums, they’re testable limits. Testable. As in, not every batch is, nor every thousand…

Also, somebody here’s gonna love finding out how much of their own body mass is bacteria, parasites, and just plain dead. Not to mention that everything pasteurized still has the corpses of the “cleaned” microbes floating in it.

Life is gross. Get over it.

If we’re counting stones for that particular thread of the timeline, there were countless prior to Commodus’ pile.