i’ll hold my breath

Please do. The gene pool could use some bleach.

Grandma’s Boy is such an underrated gem. Yes, the plot is stupid, that’s the point.

Unless it’s deemed a “bad” one by your local klanned karenhood and removed from the library for being tOo WoKe

Obviously wouldn’t work with cellular

Ever hear of a stingray?

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One of the best West Wing lines ever. Penn Jillette is awesome.