Dead Hand fucked me up in 1998. I don’t think I’ve been quite right since.

I honestly don’t think most Christians even think this deeply about their own faith.

After hurricane Helene we didn’t have electricity for 6 days. But I’ve been completely powerless for 34 years.

Counterpoint: yes.

Annoying sounds should be the least of your worries about Roblox. That game is a cess pool of porn and Nazi shit. My kids aren’t allowed to know it exists, let alone play it.

I can’t really provide much insight, but I was once contracted by a local Masonic lodge to install new windows. I had unsupervised access to pretty much any room that had a window in it, and I was even permitted to look around in the windowless chamber where they performed many of their rituals. They were actually pretty excited to show me around. I can’t imagine that they would allow a perfect stranger into their secret lair if they really had anything to hide. But, ya know, take what I say with a pinch of salt as it’s just one anecdote about one lodge in Nowhere, Ohio.

After surviving my Baptist upbringing, I became an atheistic Satanist. It started as an act of pure spiteful rebellion, but over time grew into something more. I am no longer a member of any Satanic organization, but I still walk the left hand path to this day.

Thank you, friend. I’m glad that your holiday season will be more complete!

I’m not excited about much. This will be my first Christmas since my wife and I separated, and I haven’t spoken with my own family for years, so it’s looking like I’ll be spending the better part of the holidays alone.

If I suddenly became a competent adult, I think it might tip people off.

How’s that cock taste?

Free at last, free at last!

He uses warming to hinder cooling.

Imagine being so vindictive that you have to invent reasons to continue being vindictive.

Macer Glaber, at your service.

Every day is a school day!

Absolutely a fair assessment.

I’m smelling what you’re stepping in, you devious bastard😏

Bone Tomahawk was alright. Kurt Russell played a solid frontier law man. There’s a pretty spicy gore scene in there too.