The face should be edited to resemble anyone who’ll not want it to be seen most, after which The Streisand Effect will take care of it.

Yeah, that (the video hosting) is why I’m still using it. I started using Youtube in high school at the latest, so around 20 years ago (Youtube was launched in -05 so it couldn’t be earlier) and it’s the only one from those days I still use. But because everything tries to be a social media, and because of Alphabet’s rampant capitalism and the continued enshittification of everything it lies its grubby, fat, little fingers (kinda like DJT’s in a way), it has those disgusting aspects of social media forced on its users.

btw have you encountered the forced AI voice translation of videos yet? if there is one part of modern internet that I hate and absolutely despise the most, that causes more rashes than ads and more epileptic fits than all of the AI slop you can force down my throat, is when the internet is in my own language when it shouldn’t be and I have never asked it to be. if I’d want to watch shit in my own language I’d fucking search for shit in my own language, and there is a reason I never do (because it’s shit and cringe as fuck). if you’re gonna offer this service to the unwashed masses, at least let them op out. But no, it’s always on by default, and the video creator has to turn it off.

I don’t know which I hate the most, but since I don’t use any Meta products (finally dropped Whatsapp too last March), or Twitter (which I dropped after they made BetterTweetDeck unusable even before Felon took over), or Reddit (got banned from r/worldnews, r/asmongold among others), or Snapchat (which went along with insta and Threads earlier), so basically the only social media I actively use is… Youtube? And I hate all the social media aspects in there that I cannot evade. So I guess Youtube’s social media AI slop is the one I tolerate the most.

despite what my lightning fast intellect, general tendency to hallucinate, and inability to work properly because of capitalism may lead you to believe, i am not chatgpt

right on, thanks!

there was this microblogmeme where the joke was like “u need the ai to do your work because you’re too shit? do u need it to do your art for you because you can’t? u need it to fuck your wife for u also? fucking loser” and i think it’d fit here but couldn’t find it :( add: also why u gotta sully Tolkien’s name by naming your Military Industrial Complex AI-powered Snitching Machine Apparatus after his word? fuck you for that especially, please die to bullet wounds rn

this dude should really choke on it.

So just straight? Like seriously? That’s the most asinine type of trolling I’ve heard, I’m sorry if you don’t get it.

Ah, I see. So “I’d have sex with a man if he was assigned female at birth, but not with a woman if she was assigned male at birth” (assuming speaker is a super-straight male, and talking exclusively about transgendered people)? I, uh… I don’t know how to even approach this. If someone irl talked with me about this I’d probably suggest they seek some kind of therapy? Though I doubt people like this actually exist.

Doesn’t hypersexuality cover this? Or sex addiction?

bro capitalism is the best we’ve got, trust me bro despite its flaws it’s the only one that works bro, bro just accept this as truth, bro don’t question it bro.

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Stealing other peoples’ work and selling it as your own for your profit, the sacred art of the capitalists (it just works!)

Yeah, I work as a bartender and have occasionally had to deal with register/payment terminal combos that are basically just Android based devices with a receipt printer. I hate them, because it’s completely possible to swipe up and close the app, or double press the unlock button and open the camera, or accidentally input something and trying to undo anything without starting over is a pain 'cause the buttons are too small. And occasionally those things will just not work, and the battery drains real fast.

Yeah, and the most capitalist part in them is the outrageous price tag and planned obsolescence. But yeah, keep talking about “muh technological development”

I swear bro the next capitalism actually works, bro trust me, bro without capitalism you wouldn’t have iphones bro.

I hate how people who should all be fucking killed with extreme prejudice are using words by my favorite author in their shitty fucking pig-enabling, authoritarian, weaponized technologies.

My money is on drugs winning this war on drugs, as they already did the one fought in the US against drugs. I’d much prefer that, in fact, as I like drugs more than whoeverthefuck it is that’s fighting against drugs.

PS. WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Can I do nothing with it?

Right to defend itself, huh?