Uh, 12. I wasnt in such a great place mentally and socially as a kid

Feeling a strange kinda envy for trans dudes who can roll up wearing one of these. Is that a writhing serpent suffering unspeakable agony in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Food safety is serious business

Creeper Minecraft pointing at its new shoes

Please dont introduce emus to siege weapons, they’re already a significant military threat without them

Sorry i actually skipped #3

Its functional jewelry, kinda neat

My autism also lets me use non-vancian magic systems :3

Wym i have autism which decreases my magic missile spell’s cost by 2 points, letting me spam it with reckless abadon :3

Ugh, there was a dark time in my life when i could have done this

Make friends

I jist hope he fixed the bugs this time around, the fan patches suuuck.

another reason to love spiders <3

gats actually

Yes. Especially at work, especially before taking a piss. See, the break room has free snacks, including hot chips. I’ve yet to make the mistake of neglecting to double wash my hands but the fear of god and caspaicin is within me.

i am reminded of a factoid i learned like 20 years ago. there is an amount of blood and pus the FDA says is okay to exist in one of these things and its not zero.

Like five wireless chargers scattered through your home wherever it is you usually just drop and forget your phone

Also, a little frame-controller for your phone, you can play warframe on that thang

Schmeat

FUCK

A man willing to huff freon is a relic of halcyon times, when the world was willing to work together for a common good. Husband him