Some time of variant movement speed. Analog movement, Walk/run toggle, some type of dash/roll/slide etc. There needs to be something or I am slightly angry the whole time.

And then years later someone will be posting “Why do all these gravestones link to sketchy scam websites?”

Have we reached the point where we have to explain to kids that this is where the “phone” icon comes from, like the floppy disk “save” icon?

We was singing songs 'n shit!

Pleasant smelling | Ecologically Responsible | Effective Cleaner

Choose two.|

New weight loss trend!

As easy as it is to block & defederate, I doubt most lemmy users would see this stuff even it it existed here.

I laughed pretty hard when Christina Aguilara started calling herself Xtina

Antiboyotics is a close second

Mega Man Legends 3

Linamp: It really whips the Alpaca’s ass!

(I wish this was real, lol)

I’ll add Saturday morning cartoons, planning your week around when shows came on TV, and renting movies from a grocery store/pharmacy.

Emmett Otter’s Jugband Christmas!

It’s time for me to break out my River bottom Nightmare Band metal logo T-shirt

Mine is “We don’t have WiFi”, so when guests ask what ours is called, I tell them then get to watch their face go through five different stages as they look around at all my tech…

Then my wife gets to explain to people what the joke is while I giggle like a 5 year old being tickled.

Remember in The Little Mermaid when her air bubble kept getting smaller and smaller? That, but in reverse: you have a little bubble of water stuck to your face and you know as soon as you try to breathe, you drown…

I’m not sure where I am in life, or where I’m going, or why I’m in this hand basket…

Everyday you wake up on this side of the grass has the potential to be the best day anyone has ever lived.

Glad you’re still here! 💖

Average AI generated image of multiple people.

Caillou died long before getting that big.