Happy Earth Day everyone!

Larry is being sarcastic.

Apple’s odometers are fine.

Plot twist: this is just a reversed video of a bear backing up and knocking over a cone.

Good bot

I’m something of a pie bush inspector myself.

People used to say “proven.” Like, it’s been proven. But now they say it’s been proved. When did this change?

You can leave it plugged in. Remember, this an absurd luxury!

Apple Vision Pro headset. It’s way too expensive but the quality is so damn amazing. I’m a VR developer so I appreciate its power.