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sudo pkcon refresh
sudo pkcon update 

(Either that or)

sudo apt update && sudo apt full-upgrade

Tell me you’re not American without saying you’re not American.

What I wouldn’t give for real amounts of PTO.

man find

Or if reading isn’t their jam, head to explainshell.

I’m not going to say this shit isn’t hard - it can be challenging starting out if you don’t know where to look. But come on, at this point everyone should know ChatGPT gets shit wrong often enough not to trust it.

The trick is to use your PTO all at once and be out for a week or so - everything falls over and it reminds your boss how you’re the only thing keeping it all together.

Donut County was such a fun game.

I once installed the OS of Linux,

But speedy, it definitely wasn’t.

The year '94, a 56k net install,

Mom please hang up the phone this instant.

You could also put Windows 98 Second Edition in there with some niceties.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_98

Yup, another vote for brother laser printers. If you’re worried about them applying updates that add DRM to toner cartridges, but you still want network printing you can do one of two things:

1. Give the printer a static IPv4 address and block egress from your router with a firewall.
2. Give it a static IPv4 address but give it a non-functional gateway (e.g. if your gateway is 10.0.0.1, make the printer’s gateway 10.0.0.254)

Heck, do both if you’re paranoid.

Either way it’s not getting updates unless you manually change things or download the firmware updates on your Linux box and apply it that way.