Wiener in the taco.

Will it not come to fruition?

Are you still attempting to influence that adage becoming well-understood by the common man? I dare say that I don’t believe that will come to pass.

If I ever form a politically-themed comedy band, we’ll be called John Barron and the P-Tape All-Stars.

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Reminds me of “Shrimp cereal Topanga husband is a MeToo milkshake duck.” You have to be aware of five different pieces of pop culture and meme culture knowledge for it to make sense.

As an xennial, I guess I’m middling.

“CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT.”

You don’t have to go cold turkey. Just shop at websites that don’t say “Amazon” in the URL

That’s not a boycott. That’s waiting until payday to shop.

There needs to be a succinct way to say “Never shop Amazon again if possible. If you absolutely have no other option, don’t do it March 7-14.”

Duplicitous Orange Guy Expires

Chip-a-top-lay!

This is the top of the list. Nothing else comes close when you need a really good and sincere cry.

You want a tearjerking Michael Keaton movie, watch My Life. Hydrate afterwards, plenty of electrolytes, you’re welcome.

With a honey in the middle, there’s some leeway.

Lmao, yes go report the white supremacist to the organization largely populated by white supremacists, I’m sure they’ll get right on it.

I voted for Oregon Measure 117 which will institute Ranked Choice Voting statewide in all elections.

My parents each smoked two packs a day inside the house for the entire 20 years I lived with them, and my mom had a massive heart attack and died at age 63. I carry a lot of trauma around all that, so I have a boundary about being around people who smoke anything, really. I should have exercised it that day, but my boundaries were sort of flimsy then.

Possibly from stoners? Not badmouthing weed, and I have anxiety myself so I get it, and I get that some people medicate with it for the purpose of anxiety. But holy cow man, you gotta respect a person’s time.

She was an hour and a half late. I only waited for her because she was responding to my messages, apologized for her tardiness, and said a couple times she’d be there within 20-30 minutes which led to a 90-minute wait). Once she got there, she told me that she was late because she was having some anxiety that day and went to a friend’s to smoke a bowl first. She chainsmoked on the patio, and I sat away from her because I don’t want to smell that while I’m eating. She told me about a terrible book she was writing, with the sort of stupid plot you’d get from r/writingprompts. And then she said she needed to get high again and asked me if I wanted to come to her car with her while she did. I declined and said I was gonna head home. Proceeded to promply never see her again.