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and we salute you, John Soup! o7

It’s got all the nutrients you need on a long ride!

i hope that door automatically pops open if a smoke alarm goes off. High speed exit from a burning house while covered in water? Can’t be any safer

its pretty rampant these days. My dad had been using a web hosting company since the 90’s, and recently they got bought by some investment bank that just raised prices about 6x with barely any warning. He had to scramble to migrate the bulk of the stuff he had on there to somewhere more sane.

“Hi! I’d just like to ask, about what percentage of your compost is made of people? I’ve got a rare that’s REALLY picky about the human content”

Pressure Cookers are wonderful for beans. Something like the Instant Pot can cook beans for you, as well as a whole bunch of other stuff. If you’re not comfortable with pressure cookers, there’s also slow cookers, tho they’ll take longer than just boiling the beans.

You could also just put the beans, water/stock, whatever seasonings you want in an oven proof pot, bring it up to a boil on the stove, and then transfer it into a 325F oven and let it go for 1-1.5 hours

My parents bought an Echo Show that they pretty much just ignore nowadays, except to set a timer or tell them the weather every once in a while. All it does all day is sit there and show ads for random stuff. It makes a terrible clock because its too busy showing ads half the time to actually show you the time in a font you can read from across the room. I know you can ask it to tell you the time, but thats so much slower than just looking at a normal clock

you paid money for that car so you better be getting your moneys worth by getting every single light to turn on or else you’d be wasting the bulbs

completely uncharted territory. No one tried to cook a potato until Sam Altman graced us plebs with ChatGPT

good thing the crabs cant read this meme

Oh my phone is on the list of devices now. Maybe I’ll give Lineage a try if I feel like hopping ROMs again

There used to be an exploit in an older version of the Authy desktop app that could let you export your 2FA keys, but i dont think you can sign in on the old desktop apps anymore (iirc the app was made in Electron and they left chromium’s developer tools enabled in it, which allowed you to run your own JS or something like that). It’s always a pain to move 2FA keys to a new app.

with one glance, that horse can understand the pain that is Haru Urara Arima Kinen

If you ever come across a page you want to read that’s on a fandom wiki, this github has a blocklist that makes the site far less bloated and more bearable

Also, if you do use Twitter, these hide the Subscribe to premium popup as well as the Now Trending sidebar. x.com##*[aria-label="Timeline: Trending now"] x.com##*[aria-label="Subscribe to Premium"]

At my local supermarket, a Code Red is $3, a Can of Pringles is $2.50, and just a glance at the prices of different cuts of beef, it seems like you’d pay at least $13 for a pound of steak. Things like Rice and beans would probably be around the same price as the processed food or cheaper, but probably not anything that includes meat.

in today’s economy? That’s fine dining Mr. Moneybags

the true inspiration for those vertical mice: Hot Dogs

When my parents were shopping for a washing machine a couple of years ago, they asked their friend who works at Home Depot what seemed to be reliable and he basically said “anything but Samsung”. They had way more Samsung returns than anything else.

Here’s a similar post by Ed Zitron (Titled: Make Fun of Them). He gives a few examples of complete nonsensical stuff that some big Tech CEOs have said, and goes on to argue that more people, especially those who cover tech in media for a living, need to be far more critical of tech CEOs and not just basically go “oh wow thats so cool” to everything they say.

in the nursing home talking about how I rizzed up the nurses (i didn’t)