Scott

You sound like my mom

Canadian drivers don’t always have huge vehicles, and if you hit one with a vehicle it will total your car and the moose will just walk off.

You don’t want to know what will happen if you hit them with a vehicle.

Moose are fucking terrifying.

Cybernetics

It constantly flows out of his mouth

Giraffe

How about “privacy violation”?

I’m looking at thread ripper now for my rebuild.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Fully censored

Bye bye fingerprints

I’m not your friend, pal!

Multiplexing

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Most of the time I sleep with a thin sheet, no comforter or blankets needed. In the winter I might use a few blankets when it gets cold.

Yep and it’s probably kept in 33 Thomas Street

I hope he has an aneurysm

Beer - corona

Vodka - Svedka

I would remember to not drop a dime buying pizza back in like 2016