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What’s the conspiracy?
Looks like fun paper pulp
Also dont forget to use a sharp jerking motion for maximum power
shweddy@lemmy.worldto
news@lemmings.world•Nick Cannon slams Democrats as the ‘party of the KKK’ and praises Trump’s ‘Gulf of America’ renamingEnglish
1·4 days agoHad me in the first half ngl
Goddam this shit is contagious I just started fucking jorkin it and I’m on the bus ugh…
When others go low I get high with the obamas
thats like holding a wizards staff by the pointy bit
shweddy@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•"Out of sight, out of mind" is a terrible reality when you're blind and have ADHD
81·7 days agoWhat do you mean? My adhd makes it easier to shove the mess in my room into the closet. Boom clean room
shweddy@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•To whoever decided it is acceptable to wear yoga pants in public:
8·7 days agoCan’t have appreciation for the big bodacious booties without having the small bubble butts. Even flat butts have huge throngs of fans. having something different makes the differences sweeter
shweddy@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I choose hating your job in unconventional ways.
10·7 days agoCento peeled tomatoes and a little basil makes better sauce for less than 7.49 just saying
Clearly hasn’t aroused a clit enough, next
“… when pigs fly” : basically never
“… when pigs can look up” : basically right now
shweddy@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•OpenAI drops plans to release an adult chatbotEnglish
421·8 days agoPorn won’t save ai
Sure thing. I know its you dad
The shocked pikachu face they make is fucking priceless
Ok but are we gonna ignore that the fork could pick up some?




Porque no los dos