Porque no los dos

Lol, lmao even

What’s the conspiracy?

Hundo p

5/7

Looks like fun paper pulp

Also dont forget to use a sharp jerking motion for maximum power

Had me in the first half ngl

Goddam this shit is contagious I just started fucking jorkin it and I’m on the bus ugh…

When others go low I get high with the obamas

thats like holding a wizards staff by the pointy bit

What do you mean? My adhd makes it easier to shove the mess in my room into the closet. Boom clean room

Can’t have appreciation for the big bodacious booties without having the small bubble butts. Even flat butts have huge throngs of fans. having something different makes the differences sweeter

Cento peeled tomatoes and a little basil makes better sauce for less than 7.49 just saying

Clearly hasn’t aroused a clit enough, next

“… when pigs fly” : basically never
“… when pigs can look up” : basically right now

Porn won’t save ai

Sure thing. I know its you dad

The shocked pikachu face they make is fucking priceless

Ok but are we gonna ignore that the fork could pick up some?