You couldn’t pay me enough to take one those monstrosities.

“Is this thing on ?” And then never say anything further.

Brain, to add coma-on-demand functionality

Wouldn’t being able to enter a coma on demand be more useful ? Wake up in 4 years…

Have you tried to configure gnome beyond what is offered in its GUI ?

https://ubuntu.com/

The last time finding settings in Windows was straight forward was Windows 95. Since the stupid dumbed down ‘settings’ app was vomited upon us, it has been nearly impossible to find the thing you know is there but has now been renamed and moved, and isn’t even indexed in the settings app search bar.

Yes. Even a 50mm (2 inches) tree trunk will usually win against a car on urban roads.

Depends how you use it

As an emergency responder, I can say with confidence that when a car hits a tree, it’s rare that the car wins. The tree usually just shrugs it off.

Dozing Donny

Star trek picard

What’s that in Ikea meatballs?

Why would a TV need to know about addition?

That’s okay, it will just autoconnect to any other LG device in bluetooth range, which has a working internet connection. Like, the neighbour’s TV on the other side of your wall.

Oh no, “smart projectors” are definitely a thing.

It’s not “just” the speed of light though, light is limited by the speed of information, also known as the speed of causality. If you were to somehow exceed that, then your future light cone becomes very messed up, and effect starts to be possible before cause.

You could never get to the void because space-time has already accelerated the edge of all matter away from you faster than the speed of light.

Well it was a more convincing solution than just having level crossing arms come down and an infinitely long train cross every time you get near the edge.

The EU is not as detached from global economics as you seem to believe it is. The fall of the US will have world wide implications, for many generations.