Same here. Went with friends mainly so I could get free AC and free food for the day and put a $10 bill into a slot. Won $999.99 and never cared to gamble again lol

My 60 y.o. Dad with dementia … he knows he can go piss in a toilet. But he also knows he can just piss himself and his nurse will take care of it. It’s definitely a situation where an accident turned into a lifestyle choice lmfao

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I got tired of my he front loading washer leaking and fucking up, I went through 3 of them. Got them all serviced and they just never worked great to begin with. Said fuck it and got a speed queen top loader with knobs and one button. Fuckin love it. Bonus points too, I put a magnet on the side of it from my parents old laundry business with our name and old phone number. My dad only had speed queens in the business. Now I know why. Shit just works.

Lessons in chemistry

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The discontinued Philadelphia Cream cheese snack bars in any flavor, but preferably strawberry.

Parasailing - I was too small for the harness part and wasn’t secured correctly. I spent the whole time paralyzed after I realized what was wrong.

My dad can wiggle his ears like fuckin dumbo. He has dementia now in his 60’s and every time I see him I ask him if he can still wiggle his ears. He always does and laughs so hard when I say good job you’ve still got it ❤️😭 love him sm

Creep - Radiohead

The first time I had these was probably 1998 while I was at my obese cousins house for a sleep over and that’s all the food they allowed me to have because it was so gross that they didn’t even wanna eat it. Then I fell asleep on the floor and they left me there all night. Very weird memory tied directly to this horrible flavor 😂😭

I just feel bad for the workers who have to hear everyone’s shit who comes through the door after seeing that sign

I was in Publix the other day when this really eccentric wizard looking lady approached me and had a story about how she needed a few bucks. She said she had music for sale that she made herself. I said well how do I purchase it? She reached into her bag and said “ I’ve got cds “ I gave her a few bucks and was on my way feeling good. Got into my fucking car and realized oh shit I’m not a teenager anymore in my old car with a cd player like I thought I was for a solid 10 minutes after buying the damn thing. Got home and had to dig out a cd player for my laptop. Music was weird as fuck which I enjoyed. She bought a jug of cough syrup with the money lmfao

The dog that played specks girlfriend in Pee Wees big adventure is also the same dog that played precious in silence of the lambs.

I can’t fathom having my husband burn to death so badly that he’s just … evaporated. But then again I can’t imagine my husband ever wanting a cybercuck so there’s also that.

This is my boy, Watson aka Watty aka Big Boi 💕

LMAO! I’m married and now basically live the life of a 95 year old legit couldn’t be happier. Never had an instagram either. I don’t wanna get caught up in that shit.

The kardashian universe. I’ve never seen an ep, don’t know their names or whatever the fuck they do or say. As a 30 year old woman I feel like a unicorn not knowing shit about fuck when it comes to that whole thing.

Oh no! Better kys Elon!

I watched it not long ago while I was going through some hard times. It made me feel human again. It really sparked pretty much every emotion, I adored it.