Spykee

Oh she did have impediments…in her head.

It’s the same on this part of the planet.
Same suggestion to you.
Forge a new one. Make yourself younger/older, male/female, gay/ultra max gay and then use that to watch all sorts of kinky stuff.
Profit.

Great. Can you forge a new one? Get a new ID. Make yourself 10yrs younger/older.
Then watch all the porn you want.
Simple.

WHY IS NOBODY USING THE CORRECT SPELLING?
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO LEARN, DAMN IT!
WHAT THE FUCK IS MALK?
MELK?
SERIOUSLY?
IT IS SPELLED
M
L
I
K
…no, hold on
IT IS SPELLED
M
I
K
L
…YOU WANKERS JINXED IT.

Don’t you guys have some form of government ID that almost anybody can forge? Or is it an old thing?

Roku can suck it.

It is, and always has been a colloid.

awoo awooo awooo
wuf wuf

Bros,
Where are the pretty pics of the watches you all are talking about?
What.The.Damn?
Why you do this? Have you no shame? No compassion?
What if I have never seen a f-91w? Would you not want me to know what I’m missing out on?
Fucking wankers.
.
Here’s how you do this,

Everybody here arguing over how useful/useless Amazon is for them.
Poor New Zealanders out there in the corner, still living their lives without ever seeing a single Amazon box thrown at their porch.
But none of you thought about them Kiwis, did you? No. You only think about yourself. Good job, keep it up.

Watch tax.
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The one I had before. I gave this one to my Pops coz his wasn’t working well.
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The one that I’m currently wearing.
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Watches bro!
Digital watches are fine & the battery operated ones are cool too, God speed to them, but I’m talking about the Analogue ones.
Specifically Automatic ones.
Fucking piece of assembled metal parts and it will go all tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick on its own from the moment you put it on your wrist.
It’ll continue to show you the proper time. Some will also tell you what day of the week it is or what’s the date. Heck, I’ve got one that tells me the day, date, month AND the moon phase!
On top of this, these nuggets are built such, that they will last longer than your poor ass on this planet, still blingy and going tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick.
You know those make Seikos and Citizen? Those mfs put bloody gps AND solar IN.A.FUCKING.WRIST.WATCH!
Why you ask?
So that when your dumb ass gives up on adjusting to the local time after you get off the plane in a different time zone, it will do it for you. That shit is too posh for your fumbly fingers to try to set the correct time, so it says, “Hold on, let me look at the sky real quick and I will set the day,date & time myself, you are too dazed and hungover. Please save your filthy fingers for your disgusting Doritos.”
You know the best part? They look more gorgeous than Kate Winslet’s porcelain titties embellished with a diamond neck piece.
It’ll cost less than your monthly groceries. Don’t miss out bro, get one.\

…but…but I am ugly.
Please, let me live in darkness.

The Japanese are only carrying the torch of knowledge further.
https://doi.org/10.5070/V312024359/

It’s on, mf!

Nah brah.
One lemmy account is good.
Maybe you is not logged in, maybe you is not visiting a lemmy instance or maybe you is not you at that moment.
Eat a snicker.

…funk
soul
brother.

Hodor hodor hodor,
Hodor hodor.
Hodor hodor hodor,
Hodor hodor.

That I am available…
hmu bitches

Yeah. She will always be there when nobody responds to your booty call. Sluts are the real friends in your life.