Meh…. Japan’s been pitching holographic data storage since the early 2Ks — at least —LMK when I can buy a magic holographic zip drive and I’ll be back.

I’ve been waiting my whole life for an action game with a shillelagh 😝

Been waiting for this day since I was 14 😏

I’ve still got my arms and armor 🤓

It’s the holidays and he misses his dad…

I really miss the shit-talking forum on one of my old pirate BBS systems. You could just go a post something with the intent of having a mini flame war with someone… blow off steam. Good fun ☺️

I thought snot otter was what Canadians call a farmer-blow… TIL.

Definitely got 3-4 different vintages of that in the fridge. Trying to replicate the recipe from some ingredient box that calls for a dash of this or that…

I think this calls for something stronger; corn syrup, powdered sugar, beef broth, etc.

My quotes file for email signatures could replace most modern CEOs. The major qualifications are a cool name and being over six feet tall.

Closer to where Columbus sailed from then where he landed 😉

15% of the content is probably generated by just Spez 🤣

Later that afternoon grandpa filled the house with balloons so he could get some privacy.

At least… meaning it could still be 99% ;-)

Points! OMG that image will live in my head, rent free every time I order Indian food.

Hang on, you’re about to be kidnapped by aliens!

Totally… but it’s just the poutine tots.

Excellent idea!

Except now Putots is stuck in my head :-)

Yessssss! Points!

For sure! Spicy cheese or regular. Even Canadian bacon…