Headlines are written to mislead you. Don’t skim headlines.

Isn’t this the game Rod Ferrell (Vampire Clan murderer) was obsessed with? Maybe that’s why fascists like it.

My father in law.

There’s one that has a switch that puts you offline, but I can’t remember the name of it.

I had one with an entire burrata in the middle last Saturday. It required surgery with a knife.

Some people hate getting dirty hands, they just don’t like the feeling of it. Just eat pizza as you please.

Rich people don’t care how you eat your pizza. Stuck up people do, but you get plenty of those without money.

“Dating” is bullshit. Just go about your social life and you’ll meet someone.

Why don’t people just eat a decent diet? Protein powder is bullshit.

The OG way is IRC, though.

Checkout is a noun. You can only check out.

Are we using the Quayle spelling now?

Wrong. A third of the world’s population drives on the left, 1/6th of the world’s land area.

You’re not in a different position, because you’re driving on the other side of the road. You’d be in different position if you had to drive on the same side.

I’ve done 30 years right handed and 15 left handed. Doesn’t make a difference. You just grab the wrong side for the clutch/gear stick) for the first 10 minutes after swapping.

What’s MSN messenger, precious? Love, eighties teenager.

I’ve noticed everyone has their fog lights on all the time except when it’s actually foggy.

I’m not sure. They’ll find out soon enough people in their seventies make dangerous mistakes.

Yesterday. My mother in law is refusing to learn how to use Internet banking. She’s told me to do it.

Someone who thinks they don’t participate in politics.

I would have masked up, but it wasn’t possible to get masks in the UK. So I caught Covid and Long Covid instead.

PS. Mask up. It’s not gone.