Now I want to see a box of cereal big enough to hide a kid in.

The Heroin helps… Wait a second! This is black licorice, Your under arrest!

I get It, they got kicked out because the snake made them sign an unfavorable contract.

Wipe yo ass before you hit on hoes,

I was trying to he subtle.

Meesa in big doo doo this time.

Oh, dear, I’m afraid there’s been a misunderstanding, you see, I am a Jedi so I see primarily in the Force which is derived from life, when people are pregnant they radiate extra Life energy, It just means you look extra radiant today.

Really? That’s wonderful!

Yeah, I hardly even Noticed you were fat.

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enough is enough! I’m Tired of these Mothr Fuckin’ Sith on this Mothr Fuckin’ Senate! Every Body Sith Down, I’m 'bout to open some Winows.

Thank God, he finally looks normal.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.

I didn’t ask your life story, now am, I gonna have to get Big Jimmie on you?

Because we can’t invent Tools either? You do know we eat coconuts and they are significantly harder to open.

Only Absolute Deals to Sith, please drink responsibly

3D Chess is easy, first player always wins just move your white bishop across the 3D board until the king is mated, 4D Chess is probably the same way, who can say but it is at least harder to conceptualize.

I’m sure nobody knew how cruel human tattoos would be to our survival either but look at us now…

Tell the King “Rosebud” I’ll explain later.

I heard Galba went on to become supreme leader.

If you look closely at the left picture the hair cut isn’t actually good, the tattoos, beard, earrings and confidence is carrying.

It’s usually the pre-universal subspecies that exist between worlds we evolve into that are planting the secret essence of humanity inside us so it can grow , they genetically engineered themselves so it’s the only way they can reproduce, It grants them immortality but they must sacrifice one of there own ancestors one every hundred years or face a temporal paradox, they usually harvest a civilization every couple thousand years so they don’t have to keep coming back.

Jesus really does protect us.

Well now it’s just depressing.

Sooooo, you’ve stroked the junk of two hundred thousand men with a million more on the way?!

Wow, that’s gay.