The panels are plastic, so while this is a concern, they probably wouldn’t get much for them. Bumper I’m less sure about.

Well you’re meant to “land” on them but momentum can be a bitch.

If you’re into anime look up Doctor Stone, they touch on just this early on.

Just make sure you pack a very good gun and are up a sturdy tree. Barring that get a spear with a pole as thick as your arm and a tip with a wide guard on it. The guard is important, because a boar will impale itself to get to you and there’s a good chance it will succeed before expiring.

Bitch steals spells and abilities from all of those bosses too, can’t even beat us with all their powers combined.

Gift shop… In a church… The Bars so low it’s cracking the pavement.

Though let’s be real, Discworld makes just a hair more sense then the flat earther extended universe.

I spent $20 on blades in 2018, it was for a pack of 200 and I haven’t even gone through a quarter of them

Kinda sounds like what people do to Caesars around here. Buy a drink basically get a meal on a skewer sticking out of it.