I’m always happy to see bad news for Tesla (and by extension, Elon), but they’ve survived so much despite their mismanagement it feels like we’ll never be rid of them.

“Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test begins.”

Especially the version with carnivorous marshmallows!

I prefer to think of him as “Subject C”.

🙏 ❤️

My bad, didn’t mean to steal credit. Not sure about cross-posting etiquette on Lemmy 😔

Try to look like you might have cocaine on you.

(Sorry man, I got nothing 😔 )

You know, I laughed when my boss said I had to take ladder training…

That’s a stretch!

a human rice cooker

In another time, another place, they could be magnificent!

I heard it was a Ratt in Europe!

Well… how about some Orange Juice?

I’m not crying

Why can’t I be you? 😭

Or from the window to the wall.

It’s still out there. Watching. Waiting. Uh… Winking?

What’s an ass bong?

🎶 And I’m never gonna dip again,
Guilty nugs have got no rhythm 🎶