Damnable Pizza merchant! The customer is always right!

Same here. 4/10, at most. Not a good time.

Obama would still win.

Ah, Roquefort… So salty and good…

Pssht. I’m waiting for the inevitable Dromite.

Jupiter’s got diamond bones, baby.

Yes indeed, and I was making a terrible pun. 😄

I guess we just keep on touring then.

Thorn! My mind kept saying that, but I wasn’t sure.

Doesn’t bother me. Meaning was still clear.

What’s with the weird mlep letter?

Good to know you’re okay!

I’m alright. Definitely on the edge of depression, though, thanks for asking. Probably makes me see things more seriously than otherwise.

Which could explain me answering your possibly rhetorical question in a shitpost thread. 🤔

It’s a tough time for a news junkie with an unstable mood. Trying to stop reading it, which is easier said than done. Focusing on shitposts instead of news has been helping. So do not stop! 😄

Nope, this is perfect. AI is completely wrong for shitposting. You chose well.

Also it’s actually a pretty solid job.

Bit harsh. You OK, OP?

The transported feces is replaced with whatever the crewmember desires. In Picard’s case, Tea Earl Grey Hot! Riker gets a vibrator. Troi, a particular mix of heroin and qualuudes.

And Dangermouse and Bananaman and Roger Ramjet.

Under Chuck Morris’s racism is another fist! And it’s up Trump’s ass!

Politics is just war by other means.

Yep, I thought the front was in shadow, so I always saw gold and white.

Mr Lee’s Hong Kong will be perfectly safe thanks to these friendly puppies!

Ah, but how will we know you weren’t born yesterday?

Oh wait, I have an idea…