Ah yeah, spa treatments work wonders. I often wonder what path Hitler would have taken if he had a decent steam room, instead of all those amphetamines he was taking…

“what would you do if your basic needs were met?”
“chill the fuck out”

seems like a solid answer to me

'“Live and let live” he writes. Father, does that mean “Die and make Die also applies?”

In my family, a smack, some crying, boom - fad ended

What does that effectively mean

Wait I thought it was just a world without Hitler

Right? Where all our words came from - historians would have a field day

Write your own bible with the truth, distribute it to safe locations like Constantinople, Alexandria, and Baghdad.

I genuinely think I fixed my ADHD with coffee. I know exactly how dumb that sounds, but I genuinely think it’s true. Sorry about your shitty parents. Hope they had their good moments.

Or 1337?

That’d take a long time unless you skip ahead a few years every now and then

I wouldn’t mind being there at the end of the children’s crusade, at the edge of the Mediterranean, as scores of kids wait for it to part. I’d just be there with a table and a chair, selling them Yo-yos

Bring him back to the future with you

Put on fake ears and paint yourself green

It might just be a bistro

“Tribal knowledge.”

• image: We, clan. Together, strong.
• reality: Ask Tommy if he remembers how to reset the printer

Though, I actually like this one. It’s a pretty cool phrase you can use anywhere.

that can’t be real… why would gun deaths go down after such a law is passed? I don’t understand the world…

Edit: Oh I read the other comments. Yeah that scale is stupid.

speedraptor don’t care where you are.
speedraptor care about speed.

The trick there is that there’s a metal rod going up his trousers and all the way deep into his butt

“Yes, the pronounced hammer coefficients as evidenced by these repeated indentations in the flattened curve…”