There’s a putty for clearing out any mesh grills or small holes, stubborn edges, getting gunk out of earbuds, etc. that you can buy so you don’t have to worry about poking something with tweezers or a toothpick.

Glad that they mention, albeit a ways in, that reports of other carriers being down are because people try to call Verizon-serviced phones and freak out on Downdetector when it doesn’t go through.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEyou’ll have to speak upEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It’s a brick and I’m nodding slowly

No, for reasons previous answers have stated. Stuff like antipsychotics (risperidone) will stop LSD and shroom trips though.

The walking taco. Who doesn’t want 1. A taco, and 2. The ease of eating it out of a bag?

I threw up every morning from anxiety.

That’s a noshitpost. It’s so binding it’ll stick to the ceiling.

You’re thinking of Tylenol. Ibuprofen will wreak hell on the kidneys and stomach.

Just a teensy iOS/macos extension, but Vinegar is awesome for watching YouTube.

I would have said the Affinity suite of stuff, but they recently sold out to Canva, and fuuuuuuuck them.

They blue themselves?

The right answer.

I think this one works just as well despite being 3 years old.

Hop in bestie, we’re going to Claire’s uwu

It was ok, but this was back in 2008 and smartphones weren’t really a thing yet, so them holding your phone wasn’t a huge deal regarding internet access etc. (I had a Motorola slvr at the time). A typical routine for me: a crew came in at like 4am to draw labs, woke up 7am-ish, shower fucking sucked (motion-activated, ran for a limited time, about the amount of time it needed to heat up). Food was average hospital, no caffeine. I found out if I called ahead to request a meal I could get caffeinated coffee/tea. Group therapy like twice a day, individual therapy once a day, medication meeting once a day, lots of downtime and board games/card games. I could listen to music because I had a classic iPod separate from my phone.

Most people shared rooms. I somehow got my own, likely because I was the youngest by at least 10 years. Smoke breaks were still a thing, so after a few days of being cooperative you got those plus your belt back. For me it was an excuse to go outside and socialize for a few minutes.

Ultimately a good experience because I got the treatment and meds I needed quickly. Your mileage may vary of course.

All that lossy-ass bitrate music that sounds like a telephone underwater, shame

Or when you got wicked GERD but those fajitas come out sizzlin

Used to call them all the time as part of a job working university campus security. We knew them, they knew us, no big deal. We were briefed each year on how to talk to them, what order to give descriptions of people’s attire for example (top-down, inside-out), the specific phonetic alphabet they used, a map of campus with cardinal directions, all that stuff. Not a huge deal.

TV SCORPION

Splunge.