tomiant

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Then at least eat your yoghurt.

I was formidable then, but so much so that none dare talk to me about what appears as indifference to them now.

This line hit hard.

I offer you silence. Your move.

Then watch The Thing director’s commentary with John Carpenter and Kurt Russel on youtube, and have a yoghurt. Think of your health, you’re not getting any younger.

Out of the fucking question. Find some other rube.

I like this. It’s strategic. You know your worth. But you also understand the game.

I’ll take whatever!

Too desperate. No deal.

I do it fo a dolla.

But silence reminds me of the impending actual and factual and imminent terror and doom about to strike us all!

But that takes braaaaaaaainnnnnn :(

Masturbation. I’m serious.

I am glad I showed it to my mother before she died. Because I was like, “they found a fucking dinosaur, LOOK AT IT!”, and she was like “Holy shit!”.

Look, I’m not a doctor, I just need to know if there’s gonna be hot space chicks.

In GTA1, this is the button you would press to get in/hijack a car. You could also press and hold down one of the arrow keys to do the “spin around” maneuver, whereby you would quicker get into the car. It was a sort of “hack”.

I don’t want this.

What if you went full eugenics and started out with a bunch of hot chicks?

Thanks, ChatGPT.

The head knocking matches those things must have had within their species would have been insane! Like goats, only like, a hundred goats per goat.

Edit: Apparently, they were not that big, so maybe only like two handfuls of goats. Which is still a lot of goats.