$675? Damn bro, lemme get on that insurance! That’d be like a $6k pants shit from here

For everything else, there’s MasterCard

Similar number of people think the president actually has the authority to do this.

Congress is just fucking off

Other more sandwichy sandwich

Here’s the thing, you are going to die.

Start living like it.

Get the experiences you want outta life. You wanna go learn about social sciences and get a degree? Well don’t let a silly thing that “I’m closer to death” stop you.

Will there be group projects? Most likely. Not the experience ya want? Find a different way to learn that shit.

This is it. This is the only chance you have. This is not a dress rehearsal. Fill your life with what you want to do. If getting a degree is important to you, and group projects and higher ed types get under your skin? Find a different road (is online an option in your locality?) or knuckle down and endure the discomfort to get what you want out of life.

It’s your life, go get it!

Pfft. The size of a grain of rice for ants! They’ll have to make it at least … twice as big!

Yeah. The bartender seemed pretty alright, if you look past the droid bigotry

🙃

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Dude, fuck that spoon

Monday

Deal

Lie. The word to describe it is lie.

The side of Mercury we’re seeing in the pic is quite cold

Do you hear that, Randy?

Hey, what did I ever do to you?

… reality

Past two days? Past 5 decades

Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!

The hills are alive with the sound of music