Smart Linus dropping good natured zingers on Less Smart Linus was the tonic I didn’t know I needed.

and then a few months later:

86 was a big year

(amazing box set)

Godzilla Dick One

Nigirius 🍣. That’s not problematic at all.

Even after learning the identity of the (alleged) shooter, I don’t think it matters one bit who killed him or why; he’s Horst Wessel now, a martyr for MAGA to spur their people on.

Nothing good will come from any of this.

Kirk was a piece of shit who got wealthy by spreading hatred. The ironic manner of his death was, for someone who despised him like I did, picture perfect, but it feels hollow knowing what’s coming next, and also…

Kirk was a piece of shit but he didn’t deserve to be assassinated. Nobody does. I think I only realised this after I stopped laughing.

Fuck, he was a piece of shit though.

We’re all friends, yay! Upvotes for everyone!

Oh fuck that got me good

The 2nd Amendment.

His literal last words.

Please tell me it’s true

Edit: it’s fucking true

Well…that’s a pity.

Doesn’t matter what the scale is: it’s still zero.

Chemical Plant Zone, Sonic 2.

Adam Sandler!

I think that’s what it’s supposed to say but we’ve all Don’t Dead Open Insided it

I’m almost at the antipode of my spawn point but I moved here late enough in life that, while the rest of my household call here home, I still think of my birthplace as home. Some days it’s hard.

You’re not alone. The shock of 2016, and seeing some of my friends celebrating the result, sent me into a spiral. Get to a therapist, because honestly your reaction is completely rational but you’re going to need tools to stop it consuming you.

Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.

Jeez what’d I do