They arrived in time, and fitted perfectly! Now to wait for Fensport to do some remote tuning :)

Nah, I want it to stay completely legal (turbo conversions would either be illegal or cost tens of thousands to get TUV approved here) It’s just a bunch of NA mods, headers, new exhaust, flywheel, all that

Couldn’t be me.

Totally not waiting for a ~4000eur parts delivery for this exact same model of car tomorrow.

I love how we’ve come back around to bloodletting

No, that’s from trying to fold paper more than 7 times.

You might be thinking of the lead foil for the lead balloon?

They use anaesthetic eye drops that makes your eye not move around, and they clamp open your eyelids.