Dave, I don’t known what to tell you but you can’t come in alright?

Well that didn’t take long! His dementia kicked in pretty quick.

C’mon Gina! Give us germanium!

Don’t buy anything from Google. It’s an evil company now.

I was gifted a box of fancy dried mushrooms. I pressure cooked a few from each type with my regular beans. Its actually a great combination. Incredibly, mushrooms need more cooking time than beans.

Noted. Stop touching your finger!

Computers used to be cool:

Now they’re evil spy level things in everyone’s home.

I’d this an fingecle? A fock? A Fenis? Or maybe a fick? I know it starts with an F. But maybe its a peninger? A cocinger or a dicinger?

Its a kid’s knees… No wait, it’s only one so its a kidney!

Totally

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Battery voltage increases in series.

Retroantidisenshitificationalidizing!

Hilarious! But it needs a way to extract the spent tacos after you ate them!

Is that treason? Punishable by hanging from a tie?