young_broccoli

My good old friend

Edit: Added the spoiler thing. Quite interesting to read others replies.

The Afghan Central Bank money,

Yep, hooks, shims, combs, etc. I love them, customers hate them. Get a better door/lock is what I tell them, but your next lock out might be more expensive.

Those are the worst! Thankfully my drive times arent usually that long.

Im a locksmith and… Im a locksmith.

never gets old.

Yeah, I have thought about it. Perhaps some day when I get really tired of that BS I will do it but for now, I need the monies.

Im a locksmith.

Customer: Do you make duplicates? Me: Yes C: How much? M: Depends on the type of key C: The normal one M: -_-

Or, after opening a customers door who was locked out:

C: Why so expensive tho? It only took you five minutes! M: -_- (Thats exactly why you dumb fuck, and I told you the price beforehand)

I also hate when people tries to haggle the price because I know for a fact that Im the cheapest locksmith in the area.

It doesnt help with operating machinery, it helps with not falling asleep while doing it. Sleep deprived/exhausted people shouldnt be operating heavy machinery and definitely, shouldnt be taking highly addictive drugs to enable them to do it either. Its sad that their work conditions sometimes forces them to do so.