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Hmmm, which one? I’m going to paddle around in my kāy-nō?, or The lava from that vol-ka-ˈnew might cover the village!
I’m not doing research here while being an internet expert. But more people are killed every year in canoe-related incidents than volcano related incidents.
Mildly related fact: More people die of drowning every year than have ever died from nuclear incidents including Nagasaki and Hiroshima
As a man of history would not use the term incident to describe those wartime actions.
Where do douche-canoes fit in on the danger spectrum?
Well that’s French for shower canoes
And everyone knows not to mess with the French, lest they hit you with their baguettes
Ergo super dangerous
QED
I’m drunk btw
